Schueler Indep.

1101 Randle

Edwardsville, Illinois

 

CLIENT: Planters Peanuts

PRODUCT: Peanuts

WRITER: Mark Schueler

LENGTH: 60

 

SFX:: BAR NOISES, PEOPLE NOISES, AND GLASS CLICKING

MX: AT :05 PLAY SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR (O.A.R.)

BAR GUY: There I was standing in a bar and the most beautiful girl in the place was eyeing me from head to toe.  I played it so smooth too, just nonchalantly strolled over to her.  My only mistake, I grab some bar nuts, shoved down half a handful and regurgitated them along with some cheap line, all over her.  Yes, I was a fool to have trusted any peanut that wasnít a Planterís Peanut.

ANNOUNCER: Donít let something like this happen to you or a loved one.  Always choose fresh Planters Peanuts, and play it smooth.

BAR GUY: Hey, and next time you go out, bring along a snack size of some Planterís Peanuts so you donít look like a fool eating the bar nuts.

MX: UP AND FADEOUT